- Story time boys and girls! Gather around and I shall tell you the tale of my good friend named Fluxed -
There once was a hunter named Fluxed
Everyone praised him and such
Until one day, his path crossed my way
And now he won’t leave me alone
Please, he said, BG’s all day!
Please, he said, I’ll peel all the way!
I looked at him and said why not?
Just LOS, please no blind spots
He laughed and gave me an elitist type look
He said, LOSing? I wrote the book!
Entered the BG, why yes we did
Entered the BG, he fought in the mid
Pulled the whole team, all by himself
Pulled the whole team, 2 little elves
The peeling he promised? Not a chance
He ground killing blows
While I decomposed
Finally I grew angry and quit
“You’re a terrible hunter you cotton headed git!”
Today he still tells the tragic tale
Where a paladin healer just couldn’t compare
Oh no, he says, I am far too good.
And she over there, she barely withstood
I had to reblog this because its just so awesome.
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