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jacksoblongataa:

- Story time boys and girls! Gather around and I shall tell you the tale of my good friend named Fluxed -

There once was a hunter named Fluxed

Everyone praised him and such

Until one day, his path crossed my way

And now he won’t leave me alone

Please, he said, BG’s all day!

Please, he said, I’ll peel all the way!

I looked at him and said why not?

Just LOS, please no blind spots

He laughed and gave me an elitist type look

He said, LOSing? I wrote the book!

Entered the BG, why yes we did

Entered the BG, he fought in the mid

Pulled the whole team, all by himself

Pulled the whole team, 2 little elves

The peeling he promised? Not a chance

He ground killing blows

While I decomposed

Finally I grew angry and quit

“You’re a terrible hunter you cotton headed git!”

Today he still tells the tragic tale

Where a paladin healer just couldn’t compare

Oh no, he says, I am far too good.

And she over there, she barely withstood 

I had to reblog this because its just so awesome.

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    • #I'm so angry i'm writing a children's rhyme
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  3. girl-vs-mmo reblogged this from jacksoblongataa and added:
    I had to reblog this because its just so awesome.
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  6. lopezlxs said: *stands and applauds* beautiful
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